Yes, this checks out.

#expensivehobbyautism it gets us all at one point.

Run for your liiiiIIIIIIiiiiiife duggaduggaduggaduggaduggado

This dude is a Russian asset too right? Him, Crowder, cucker tarlson, Candace Owen’s, the hodge twins…not just tim pool and the other two…it’s this guy too right?

Farteer rule.

No he was throwing him out of that party. He knew epstein was a horrible person and trump is so morally correct that had trump not been such a stand up guy, some might say the best of guys. He would have used his manliest of man hands to man handle the man Jeffrey epstein who totally killed himself. Some say he was a troubled individual, and murder him. /s

Chill tankie.

The propaganda is real.

I’ve not see a man this afraid of a woman since Ryan Dunn.

Hear me out, because I might be getting delusional here. There’s been plenty of evidence that he is a Russian asset. There is also rampant shit spewing out of his mouth at every turn about how the system is rigged etc. and that his people should get ready for a civil war when he loses blah blah.

Is it impossible to think that this is Russia’s endgame? Fuck having a puppet in office if he could get a number of people to revolt and take to the streets. This is assuming the number of brainwashed idiots is high enough to do more than Jan 6.

Thoughts?

Does his case for not debating her have anything to do with him pissing his pants?

Rest well my prince. You have finally earned your quarter.

It’s an alternate reality Nigel Thornberry.

I see blood but I don’t see a wound. Are they really going to try and pass that the perfect hole there is a bullet hole? Wouldn’t a gun shot wound there take a bigger portion of the ear?

I’m tryna penetrative. Slide smooth into them cheeks… so hell it is.

Why did the last sentence of his response to the tune of, “my shiny teeth and me”

The cicada killer description is spot on except it leaves out how absolutely massive they are. They look like a small red humming bird.

Those are my crocs.

This is only what they assume it to be. They are still having issues deciphering his weird lizard man script.

My now wife hid them from me for about 3 or 4 months. She’s more flatulent than me. Always to think about how hush hush it has to be before everything comes out. I farted in front of her within days of our first kiss.