Really pleased for Palace, well deserved winners. Does make me feel a little bitter though because we’ve got 0 trophies this season.

Pep sweeping back his non existent hair lmao

Just spend 2 hours eating, easy

This is awesome, I’d love to walk my cats

Hand over control of the instance to someone else or shut it down completely.

BDS were right to make MS a priority target.

My trans sister was important in the electrical engineering field

I love the Simpsons but it’s seriously time to just put it to rest for good. It’s so far past it’s peak and it will never reach those heights again. I do wonder if the main voice cast still enjoy working on it or if they just do it out of a sense of duty.

Never heard of her before but she sounds cool as hell. Wishing her all the success!!

White snoop dogg with a cowboy hat calls other people ugly

Genuine case of “this headline could easily be true in the current climate”.

I actually do occasionally play dumb on purpose, especially at work if I get an annoying customer. People tend to be less angry and more sympathetic if they think you’re a complete idiot stumbling through life.

I haven’t played stalker yet so this sounds like a good time to give the series a go!

DEPORT ALL FOREIGN CRIMINALS*

*only if they’re brown

Holy golden shower

I like it, but I think it’s overrated. It’s very plain IMO. I like this season’s home shirt more.

I live in the UK but Northern Ireland so I just invoked my right to consider myself an Irish citizen to sign it on your behalf ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)👍

LM 🫡

Knowing the code to staff only areas gives me a feeling of power. Even though there’s nothing back there but a filthy office, stock room, and canteen.

This is absolutely fantastic!