Has to do with Spider-Man, I think.

If only we’d chosen 1944-12-02 08:45:52 as the Unix epoch, we could’ve combined two doomsday scenarios into one and added a really boring scene to that Roland Emmerich movie.

Mount Hush Money

With gambling, you have a 50% chance of success. Either you win, or you don’t. It’s 50/50.

Scrubs pioneered the Fortnite default dance.

We live in a society

It’s 9 o’clock somewhere!

Just think of all the pizza we can make!