That’s how “Return of the Living Dead” ended. Spoiler: it didn’t work out well.

That blew my mind that scissors would be invented before paper, then I remembered clothing exists.

“Come hither you bitch”.

Got it. Use phrases popularized by surfers/ninja turtles.

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The poster is for World War I. Your link is for World War II.

Yep. I have them all. There were only 35 issues and they got progressively rarer and more expensive as they went. I found that odd compared to other comics.

That was a noble shift in opinion.

Which telescope team?

Yeah. 1 and 3 were recorded during one of those HBO free weekends for us.

Bring one home. Mama will be so proud of you.

A little gross too, but not unethical. Like eating boogers.

I’m not sure why people are downvoting you on this comment. I got the Stephen King reference too.

Yeah. I’m curious where this article was posted. It’s sounds like clickbait. How would she even figure that out?

Ignore the downvoter. I got your joke.

Yeah. My ginger wife definitely got a bad sunburn during a car ride.

Yeah. Seems like misplaced anger. I’d be more pissed at the landlords raising rents.