Miles O'Brien

WOAH there, slow down a bit.

He would never go to some backwoods country and tell them how to live their lives.

He will send OTHER people, no point in getting his shoes dirty by actually going there.

It’s an American tradition.

Just once I’d love to see a major government force a company into bankruptcy by making them clean up their own mess.

Company: “We can’t clean up our industrial mining waste, it’s too expensive and we would go under!”

Government: okay well we will have the taxpayers pay for it. Here have a bailout. Remember, daddy loves you so much “Oh then I guess you should have factored that into your costs. Get to work. And when you have no more money to pay for others to clean it up for you, we expect to see the executives and management out there with gloves and a can-do attitude”

“The Ronald Reagan Abortion Clinic for Tolerance and Equality”

Honestly I find Russian general’s belief in a 3 day offensive more credible than that.

Nearly 1000 days later, even.

I am Texacus.

I legitimately think he will die before ever seeing consequences.

The people in charge are too fucking scared to actually punish him because TERRORISM WORKS

They just straight up don’t want to punish people because they’re afraid some MAGAts might get mad and start continue to shoot things up.

They tried to murder members of congress and the vice president once, and nobody involved has recieved a punishment fitting of the crime. Certainly not the punishment we were taught happens when we were in school.

No offense to the bald comminuty meant, my favorite commanding officers were bald!

I just meant some of the right wingers are already making themselves bald (skinheads) like ferengi are bald.

Perhaps not forced birthers, they ARE however extremely sexist and force their women to be naked at all times, and have no rights…

I’d say the rest of us are more like aliens forced to LIVE on Ferenginar.

Don’t even get me started on how the average right-wing/incel/pilled male is basically already an honorary ferengi…

Sharpen their teeth and give them some giant lobes and you wouldn’t be able to tell the difference. Some of them even shave their heads already…

Bread is hamas now, I guess.

Also how many are repeat callers.

“Hey Bert, Old Man Jenkins called in another Santa Clause, do you have eyes on a plane around the airport?”

“Sure do, Tina. Small single engine is making it’s approach now.”

“okay thanks. I’ll give you another ring when he calls in for the 243rd time this year…”

Back when I was a teenager in church, some of the local cops would be talking shit about the “crazies” they would arrest, and apparently one guy would call in about UFOs every time the nearest air force base used the training airspace that was overhead. Multiple times a week, and I guess never listened that it wasn’t aliens.

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Nationalist Christians?

Hmm… We should come up with a word for that.

How about Nat-Cs?

Hey! Got any garlic onions?

bum bum bum bahdadahdahdahdah

And elementary schools! Don’t forget elementary schools.

Something something think of the children! calls in bomb threat

They wear their title proudly. Openly admit it in the streets.

And yet for some reason, are allowed to continue to operate freely.

Our country goes to war for less.

Edit: A friend of mine got this shoved in their mailbox today

Totally not domestic terrorists…

Red = ded

If you don’t want ded, make sure no red.

They’re all the same Q.

Which brings about the question: Is Alexander half-Q, or did Q just steal a klingon baby…

You know, I’ve also heard people saying this. Many people are saying this.

Who specifically? Oh, I can’t recall.

But lots of people are saying this.

My old school didn’t understand why none of us wanted to use the shiny new dark green playground equipment on the large flat freshly sealed blacktop.

Never mind the fact that it’s too hot on the pavement, the tar sealant smells horrible, and the color choice of the equipment guarantees 2nd degree burns…

We wanted the grass and wooden equipment back. But the school though wood was too much maintenance, And grass grows too much.

I’m not gonna go check to see if kids are even using it anymore, but satellite imagery shows the playground is still just as gross.