“We skipped brunch to do this!”

I remember being in Spain shortly after they banned smoking indoors. I was in a bar with friends, where people were still smoking, when a couple of cops walk in. There was a tense moment before both cops pulled out cigarettes and started smoking inside too, lmao

ICE Award of Journalistic Excellence

Health insurance companies are ontologically evil

The US economy will soon run entirely on point of sale loans

My cells are pretty efficient, I think it’s safe to say it’s my soul glowing

A long time ago scientists thought that they had managed to weigh a person’s “soul” when they put a corpse on a scale and the weight changed after death. It was actually the weight of the breath exiting the body, but I think this time it’s safe to say that this is definitely your soul glowing

This is just like those headlines where the US military claims that China is “pulling ahead” so it can ask for $1 trillion more from Congress

Fighter jets sliding around aircraft carriers like loose furniture in the back of a pickup truck on the highway

cyber attack from Morocco

Al-Andalus will rise again

Everyone fantasizes about being discovered like the guy in Pompeii who went out whacking it, right?

I would love for extraterrestrial life to be confirmed in my lifetime. Still, these stories pop up frequently enough that I don’t get my hopes up too high

lmao I did a double take when I saw him sip his coffee in the video because I’ve seen this emoji so many times here and they seemed identical to me

Also I didn’t know that world leaders would tutear each other