If you charged the kids $0.75 each time they said it, it would be a quieter trip.

You can’t sue people for something they haven’t done yet. Presumably if and when the actual music files are released the damages will go up proportionally - probably to something like $(volume of the universe / Planck distance^3)

Just in case anyone on earth had the slightest idea that Mandy wasn’t a complete wanker.

That’s the main purpose.

Ha ha. Good luck getting anything useful out of the dog shit code I write.

Cooking is great if you have the time. It’s a good way to relieve stress, and it’s cheaper and better in every way than bought in food.

The modern economy is designed to keep everyone working long hours and exhausted, so not many ordinary people have the time.

As always, the problem is billionaires, the blame lands on immigrants.

I can’t see the gammons being happy with that. The indignant mooing when the local council went to a 4 day week was deafening.

Emotional support vehicles.

I had a sepp blatter once, but I got some antibiotics which sorted it out.

What did they say?

I didn’t remember Chuck Norris until I saw this, and I was happier for it.

Depends if she’s got enough money left to bribe him with.

Pah, reinventing the wheel. What’s wrong with the age checking they used in Leisure Suit Larry?

Trump: Russia’s useful idiot.

There’s nothing more erous about nuclear then it being used by op.

Biong

01 811 8055

Just once.

sudo -s

Roll your own with a Raspberry Pi.