LocalOaf [they/them, she/her]

momentarily had him confused with Stephen Miller

wot if yer nan joined the SAS

“speed cocker”

“ooh, I like the sound of that”

What a fortunate coincidence!

A Hind-D?! What’s a Russian gunship doing here?!

got his ass

The tariffs, whatever happened there…

aww c’mon man

Doc says ol’ Joe’s got crabs in his keister

ya know we’ve got a saying in Dover, (unintelligible)

Tony Blinken’s shitty blues rock band covering the CT bit version of Cream’s Sunshine of Your Love about shrinking down so you can fit inside a man’s ass and pilot him like a giant robot with wires and buttons and levers

with the first overall pick in the fictional character gender draft, team nonbinary selects Breath of the Wild Link

Navy deckhand confidently slapping 100mph tape on a gazillion dollar plane going “oh yeah, that ain’t going anywhere”

Too poor and apathetic to really care at this point but saw something about consecutive 5% losses on three days for the first time since 1929 that started the great depression lmao

Chat is that bad for the economy?

“lol git gud”, says guy who literally bankrupted a casino

Knew it’d happen eventually but honestly didn’t have “the water wars start” on this year’s bingo card

Tumbling down, tumbling down tumbling down