Honestly of all the states, California probably has the best chance at seceding successfully.

That’s a slippery slope my friend. Who gets to decide who is qualified enough to vote? What happens when they decide only select few can vote?

Painting a pentagram on your door might help keep them away.

No more IRS? Looks like I’m not going to allow any federal tax to be withheld from my paycheck.

Infinite money hack!

Wow I literally just watched this episode

The opposite of slept.

I didn’t think the US has much interest in stopping the cartels, the war on drugs is much too profitable and the cartels provide most of the drugs.

Haha only 20?

Adam Sandler?

A full half second or a half full second?

Also put a pin on your SIM card so they can’t clone it.

“Some days are just like that”

I call August!

Check eBay for the non OLED version, you could find one at a good discount especially if you buy a 64 GB

Ugh does he really?

HACK THE PLANET!!

Ha! Gotem!

By implementing LEAN and FIFO we can optimize the optimization by a factor of 3.

This would water it down. You’re supposed to drink it like a shot, straight out the cup.