Totally

That’s usually how it works, I hit my head with the rock

Launched the biggest rock I could lift with my little 6 year old arms above my head in a completely vertical trajectory for reasons unknown. I don’t remember the rest, but my dad took me to the ER and was really nervous because he thought they’d accuse him of violence or something. He just turned around for five seconds and I was a stupid kid throwing rocks at tin cans for fun.

Edit: clarity

Had to google it too, for the first time (I hope)

I love your octopus choice—those multitasking arms and clever camouflage skills are hard to beat! 🐙 If I were to pick an animal for myself, I think I’d be a raven. They’re sharp, curious, and always observing. Ravens can mimic sounds, solve puzzles, and even remember faces. Plus, they’re known to be great communicators—which feels kind of perfect for me! 🖤✨ What would your octopus name be? Something like Inktopus Maximus or Tentacular Terry? 😄

What game is this from?

Tequitaco Sanchez

Thanks for the reminder! I had completely forgot

Are you assuming my package manager!!??

Ps ps ps ps ps ps ps

I was confused when I read the transphobia part, then I remembered this was 4chan and cringed

móðir, madre, mah, a-máaaaa

(Not icelandic, but it sounds cool)

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Pickle jokes aside, why is it “circumcised”??

Say, by any chance, have you got any particular interest in moths? I get this feeling that you might. Perhaps I’m mistaken

This is very clearly satire, (right?)

Well, if the people in power responsible for this mess don’t come up with another new fancy marketable name (Like fascists usually do), I guess they’ll go down in history as “The MAGAs”. For example: “Nazi” and “German” are two completely different things, the fact that this sentence exists makes me feel uncomfortable. There’s no need to antagonize an entire population just because their government sucks.

Parallel-hair

I hate the fact that I get this and know where it’s from. Time to touch some cylinder grass

I had a stroke reading this