By most metrics, “regular use” is wishful thinking. As is becoming a male doctor after that bump in the head - CTE.

IIRC they nominated him for the Piece of Shit Prize.

Fucking Uncle Joey getting back to business.

Can you cook it and sell it? Like parboiled?

The Irish wish they were McHung like that.

This fucking guy thinks he can just bring back a joke from 8998 BC and make it work!

What does Ricardo Demetrius Jackson have to do with any of this?

Doesn’t count if your blowhole isn’t exposed. They go together.

This description just turned me on.

I would do this. This. I would do.

I kinda broke a ninja code by sharing this knowledge, but I love you guys.

It’s a practice ninja star for little Japanese kindergartners?

We were shocked that we weren’t allowed to do whatever the fuck we want and had to follow someone else’s rules.

“Good morning and thanks for calling MAGA Mobile. Please listen to the options and make your selection for the best possible service. For Spanish, press 423 and wait for a knock on the door. For English, god bless Trump…”

This is a woman I could appreciate.

And give them an extra slice of bread if they cry from the shear “joy” of being near you.

But we have our freedom and that’s enough for real Americans, not those selfish sons of bitches that want a strong beautiful military and fresh healthy food. /s

The /s is unfortunately very necessary now a days.

Is that where we get horny goat weed?

If you can get into a billionaires throat, that’s extra points.

Both sides are run by religious fundamentalist which are the worst types of human on earth. Any religion that thinks they’re “chosen” treat women shirt because of their males littlest-of-dick-energy available.

Watching them fuck themselves up while I’m over here eating my popcorn.