is that salmonella to go?

the ol’ g 🤢 vs H 😎 debacle

or as the community would like to call him “Mohg Lester”

Will there be Karaoke? Disco? Singing with a boyband wearing rollerskates?

You don’t even need to ride the bus and potentially endanger those children. You could even watch a simple 3 minute video from Tom Scott, explaining how people found out it’s a bad idea to drain large bodies of water.

they’re both a kilogram

Is this a bloodstain?

Therefore, seek skill.

— Ranni’s tower staircase

souls games questlines except you didn’t complete a quest but inadvertently triggered the flag to the bad ending for simply giving a hungry lady some grapes and the only way to fix it to is to beat an old smelly lady with a stick, go back in time to beat an old dragon, and stab yourself with a needle.

On my 2nd New Playthrough of Elden Ring. I was a STR/FTH build in my first playthrough, so I decided to use the build opposite to that, DEX/INT. I love the Moonveil and the Dark Moon Greatsword, but the Godslaying Greatsword has a good place in my heart. That, and funny dragon lightning. I’m going back to STR/FTH on NG+.

On a side note, beating Malenia for the 2nd time is satisfying as hell

as well as adding 50HP

Holy shit, IRL health buffs to mounts