• NostraDavid@programming.dev
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    (I just recreated the original because that one is jpegged to hell and back. I used draw.io (used the original image as background), then exported as SVG, jammed it through SVGOMG, and then let ChatGPT do one last optimization because the font stuff was a bit too much, removed the whitespace and comments - boom: 700kb SVG)

  • SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world
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    Unfortunately due to other matters I don’t have the bandwidth today.

    Let’s schedule a follow-up to discuss for a later date so I can give this the focus it warrants.

  • Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    This is why I love working in a blue collar field. Who needs professionalism. “Sorry boss, brain’s fucked today. Explain it at me like I’m an apprentice.”

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    What’s the priority on this? I’ve been a little scattered today.

    Bear with me, I’ve been running around all day, and I need to catch up and refocus.

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        Depends on context. If it’s after a bad blunder it’s probably a poor reply, because it makes it seem like you’re trying to cover it up.

        “I need my coffee” has never failed me!

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        In the morning, it’s “I’m not fully caffeinated, yet”.

        In the hour(s) leading up to lunch, it’s “My blood sugar must be getting low.”

        In the hour(s) after lunch, it’s “I’ve had lunch and now I feel like I need a nap.”

        In the hour(s) before clocking out for the day, it’s “It’s been a long day and my eyes / brain need a rest.”

        This is basically science. I just need to apply for some funding.

  • 🐍🩶🐢@lemmy.world
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    I’m sorry. My brain is slow today and this needs to be done while I am fresh. We can go over it tomorrow.

    I am too burnt out today.

    I can’t focus on that right now.

    I am not functional enough for that.

    I don’t even make shit up and I am done with corpo speak. If they can’t accept that, then they can get over it. We can discuss this like humans. If I can get you started, great, but if you want this done right, you will wait.

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      All of those make the person seem incapable or otherwise unable to fulfill their daily activities/roles. I dunno I think this wouldn’t be great to say unless maybe you were legitimately sick. There are times you just gotta suck it up and get er done.

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    “Just back from annual leave and trying to get upto speed” or “just had the closing meeting on an old project. Once I’m fully read in on this I will be able to take it on”

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    “Co-pilot, make up an excuse for me.”

    I am unavoidably detained due to furious diarrhea