• ntma@lemm.ee
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    2 days ago

    I was sad once and then I realized that I can control my emotions and decided not to be sad.

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      2 days ago

      Any time I’m having strong feelings, simply turn off my emotions and become an automaton that exists to serve others.

      My bosses love it. I’m going straight to the top. And once I’m finally in charge, I’ll be free to dump all my emotional baggage on my underlings while insisting they need to toughen up.