Firecracker and it’s not even close. I’ve put ice cubes up there before and it wasn’t nearly as bad as you’d imagine. The shape of it will make it easy. Plus, the ridges on it mean you’ll have less ice in contact with your skin. At some point it melts and it’s just a Popsicle stick.
Firecracker is the nearest thing to a red rocket, so
Why did they write “to” as 2, but then the actual number 1 as “one”?
Firecracker.
Aerodynamic.
Fleshodynamic*
Firecracker for ease, Tweety to please.
I wish I hadn’t read this.
In Germany we have an ice cram called Flutsch Finger for exactly that purpose.
What you’re not even gonna give me the sponge Bob as a choice??
Firecracker would be the least cumbersome. But I always wondered what it would be like to be penetrated by a taco, instead of the other way around.
You fuck tacos?
Of the pink variety.
Push pop sounds made for the job
With that flat top and wide body?
It’s got the applicator though
Which is a flat top and wide body. This is one of those expert only type toys…
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Not including a Golden Gaytime in these options is a real missed opportunity…
That’s so weird - I heard about, for the first time, and looked up this ice-cream only this morning. There was a failed petition to change the name, which generated a number of counter petitions.
I’ve seen enough EMT Tiktok to know that I need a flared base.
So I’ma have to go with screwball but upside down
In you go tweety bird
…can I take more than one?
I read it as “you have two” so you can have at least 2. However many past the first you want to shove up there is up to you
Asked my girlfriend for a second opinion, she said Screwball backwards and she’s right, damn it.
Truly a (reverse?) shitpost.
