Why is it necessary to not be a speedo? I can understand that some people might like to see an attractive guy in a speedo - more power to them. However I don’t understand the appeal of the chest strap thing so if it’s done out of some requirement to be equivalent, just rip that right off and let him strut his stuff.

The speedo makes me a little uncomfortable because I’m not interested in that, but the chest strap thing strap just seems odd, but I’m ok with whatever