So, let me get this straight. Joseph notices that Mary is pregnant. Joseph confronts Mary about it. And Mary replies: err, hmm, I know, the angel of the Lord came down and impregnated me. We’re going to have the child of God. And Joseph is like: okay, cool.

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    8 days ago

    Mary: I was raped by an occupying Roman soldier who impregnated me, my family will murder me…

    Joseph: we’ll say god made you with child and we’ll get married, fixed.

    At least that’s my theory on the whole thing