Hell fucking yeah I love weed and sex
Let’s hear it for weed and sex!!!
Only if I’m getting f’d by Microsoft.
/I use Arch btw
I inject the weed and do the sex all the time!
It’s what Windows Recall is gonna do to you without your consent.
Am I missing something?
The funny numbers
Thanks. Am doofus, didn’t see it.
Yay for the funnies
Oh my god I’ll double doofus because I saw this response and still didn’t get it. I’ve been on wsb too long and thought funny numbers meant losses.
Funi numbr and Microsoft bad
I also genuinely want to know
Time to lay off more game developers to make numbers go brrrrr
Nice
I missed the news story, what they do?
420.69
…noice
Invested another billion in ClosedAI
I wish I had some money lying around to make a bot to indiscriminately buy random stocks at 420.69.
That’s exactly what I sold GME for, at the height of that whole shebacle
oh no, this can only mean we must push more ads and AI
Introducing Microsoft Copilot ++. Now with access to your camera, to help you look your best in your next teams meeting
Actually something they would publish
EDIT: Edited
cametocamera
Hopefully their stock goes down even more, anything that makes the shareholders suffer is a good thing.
The subsequent drop was because Elon bought in.
ooh, hp is going down
Nice.
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