I’ve met both the good kind of insane genius that uses it as an IDE and the crazy-board nutjob that uses it as an IDE, but both are decidedly not sane.

The southern Baptists? The same denomination that split from the northern because they wanted to argue that god was cool with slavery? I’m shocked. SHOCKED!

‘vimtutor’ is your friend. Nobody sane uses vim as an IDE, but if you have to ssh to a host to fuck with a config file it’s pretty nice to know because you can guarantee that most distros have at least vi, if not vim.

Moth man never stood a chance

I went to a hooters 4-5 times for a trivia that a friend was running and it was the saddest place I’ve drank at in recent memory

Figuratively punched in the eye

Sous les pavés, la plage!

Moooooood

I’m not sure why, but I get the feeling of this fish is responsible for every single one of my problems.

Nice!

At least the child is in the right location

Holy fuck why would you keep that much in your paypal account jfc that’s risky

My book ran out of batteries.

Now with flavor

Like a Phoenix (AZ), it’ll rise from the Ashes and die of thirst

Plot twist: the baddies don’t believe you and kill you with a wrench accidentally while trying to get your password

Publicity

Technology connections put a window in one, it’s just nasty water swirling around and a lot of people would be grossed out by that so they hide it lol

I wish I had been alive when there low hanging fruit left in terms of things to invent that I could just slap my name on…

(Jk but if you wanna tell me how it’s not just a tube with a knob I could be into that 👉👈)

Apple’s chips are pretty good i hear