This ability of the sorcerer will wipe any one song of your choosing from the pages of history, as if it never existed! Gone from our reality. They were going to do it anyway, but they’re making you choose.
Which song would you pick?
(If you really can’t narrow it down to one, then try narrowing to three)
~picture credit goes to zenart07 , DeviantArt~
That “you used to call me on my cell phone” bullshit
Guns and roses’ remake of knockin on heavens door. I love Bob Dylan and refuse to let it ruin the original!
All I want for Christmas - Mariah Carrey
The American national anthem, please.
It’s such a terrible song, and it keeps getting sung in weird ways by bad singers. I swear, as a non-american I’m subjugated to it more often than all other national anthems combined, including my own.
The United States of America National Anthem.
What a total waste of incredible cosmic power! Tell me oh rotund and couch astride sorcerer; why focus on such shitty, spammy schools of magic?
Oh, probably this song or one like it:
Yes, it was a real song, published in London in 1900.
“…he sold the wool from off his head” wtf
“Last Christmas”
Definitely that one. Since I can select the radio station without taking the hands of the steering wheel, it is “next station” as soon as it starts.
At first, I was going to pass on destroying music, but then I remembered the anger I feel any time I have to see Peter Pan because, in part, the fucking racist shit that is What Makes the Red Man Red. Maybe I could work out a deal to erase the entire movie…
Before anyone attempts to defend it with, “it was a product of the times”, know that the play Peter Pan is based on was considered shockingly racist at the time and Disney’s solution to that was to double down on the racism so that nobody would take it seriously.
The Twist, by Chubby Checker. Just to see if partnered dancing survives without it
That god damned Megan Trainor Gucci song. I hate it so much.
The “oh no oh no” high pitched “song” from TikTok that plays from my mom’s phone when I’m about to sleep
Ask her to use headphones?
No idea how it’s called but the one that goes like “maya hi,maya ho, maya ha, maya ha ha”
I hate that song with a burning passion of thousand suns.
I was thinking i can’t think of a song, but yeah that would be kinda neat if it was just gone.
Wow, this is what’s below this post in my feed.
https://slrpnk.net/post/13737444
Also, it’s “Dragostea Din Tei” by O-Zone and you better not erase it.
Haha, yeah, I saw that post before finding this question.
Happy birthday song.
Now it’s even more awkward as everyone must stare in silence in front of the cake 😈
I’d improvise one on the spot. just to prevent the erasure of others’ art. Nah, fuck that; Baby Shark can die.
