• jballs@sh.itjust.works
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    3 months ago

    Tell me, what do you do with balrogs?

    Send them back to the Shadow!

    And what do you send back to the Shadow, apart from balrogs?

    More balrogs!

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    3 months ago

    “So, if Gandalf… weighs more than a duck… he’s a wraith!”

  • WereCat@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    An introverial madman distributing rings is not a basis for system of government!