“You know it makes me so happy when I go into a home and there are Oreos just sitting right there on the counter. Everyone should always have Oreos on the counter. We don’t have to go looking around. It’d be a shame if your place got trashed just because we couldn’t find any Oreos. Nobody wants that.”
Soon it’ll be the bear Oreo mafia.
“You know it makes me so happy when I go into a home and there are Oreos just sitting right there on the counter. Everyone should always have Oreos on the counter. We don’t have to go looking around. It’d be a shame if your place got trashed just because we couldn’t find any Oreos. Nobody wants that.”