I’m Jewish and have been told very angrily that I killed Jesus more than once. It’s fun.

  • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOP
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    8 months ago

    I never asked him to do that and I don’t particularly want to go to an afterlife filled with sanctimonious Christians, so I’ll take the L, thanks.

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      8 months ago

      Valhalla seems pretty chill, I’ll look forward to seeing you there… or maybe I’ll go chill with my pa in the sky people’s city. Honestly, I think I’d probably want to be an afterlife tourist… I wonder how early I need to book that.

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        8 months ago

        I don’t want to go on forever. It sounds awful. Imagine every boring moment in your life and multiply it by infinity.