I just genuinely dislike such inexplicably, impossibly smart “genius kid” characters who also seem to possess inexplicably, impossibly vast amounts of knowledge and experience that simply cannot have been acquired in however many years they have been alive.

I went to school with a guy like that. Not only was he unnaturally smart, he also kicked all our asses at Duke Nukem 3D all of the time. Needless to say, I hate his guts.

INGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!