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minus-squareKrafty Kactus@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18arrow-down2·10 months agoWhy is the dick slit horizontal?
minus-squareItsAFakelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36·10 months agoThey used to be horizontal until about 1668, it was a side effect of the great plague.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-210 months agoThat wasn’t an explanation, it was a compliment for you.
minus-squarelemmyman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down3·10 months agoLeonardo da Vinci developed dick realism in the 1500s, prior to that artists were literally retarded
minus-squareSkanky@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down6·10 months agoOnly compatible with women from Asia
Why is the dick slit horizontal?
They used to be horizontal until about 1668, it was a side effect of the great plague.
Yours isn’t?
Sick dick
I see
That wasn’t an explanation, it was a compliment for you.
Leonardo da Vinci developed dick realism in the 1500s, prior to that artists were literally retarded
Only compatible with women from Asia