WashedOver@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months agoThey forgot the LGBTQ...lemmy.caimagemessage-square218fedilinkarrow-up11.59Karrow-down1119
arrow-up11.47Karrow-down1imageThey forgot the LGBTQ...lemmy.caWashedOver@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months agomessage-square218fedilink
minus-squareiAvicenna@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up112arrow-down2·11 months agoThe LGBTQ does not steal your money, they steal your sex!
minus-squareKnowledgeableNip@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkarrow-up61·11 months ago“If two men or two women can form a household based on an equal separation of responsibilities and reliance on one another, how am I gonna convince my wife God wants her to do the dishes while I drink beer and yell?”
minus-squareCaptKoala@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·11 months agoYou went wrong at “convincing”. Send it, hope for the best ;)
minus-square𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up52·edit-211 months agoDang LGBTQ came by and turned me gay. Now I can’t stop fantasizing over other women! I mean, gestures wildly up and down
minus-squareboringbisexual@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up31·11 months agoThat’s fine. I’m not using it right now anyway.
minus-squarepsud@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·11 months agoThey don’t want your money, honey, they want your love
The LGBTQ does not steal your money, they steal your sex!
“If two men or two women can form a household based on an equal separation of responsibilities and reliance on one another, how am I gonna convince my wife God wants her to do the dishes while I drink beer and yell?”
You went wrong at “convincing”. Send it, hope for the best ;)
Dang LGBTQ came by and turned me gay. Now I can’t stop fantasizing over other women! I mean, gestures wildly up and down
That’s fine. I’m not using it right now anyway.
I knew it!
They don’t want your money, honey, they want your love
Aw, that’s lovely 🥰