You must log in or register to comment.
I feel personally attacked.
I’m In This Photo and I Don’t Like It
Same, bro. Same.
As we grow older, our circle of friends becomes smaller. This is natural. For most people, their largest number of friends will be at school/college/military due the nature of the environment. Once you leave, your friends will be your co-workers, housemates, neighbours. As you grow older, many of them will die off. Eventually, you will be left alone, save for your spouse and children. Such is life.
Wait, where do I claim my spouse and children?
It’s only available to players that joined pre-2000’s. You just go to your profile under rewards and you should see the marital lootbox. You should also recieve a “#1 Parent” cosmetic.
See I was in the bargain spouse bin, but I came with free frogurt so I had that going for me and now my wife is chock full of potassium benzoate
Yup, joined pre 2000’s. I think I have a bug, all I see is “social anxiety” on the list, whatever that means.
If these are my golden years I can’t imagine what shit is waiting for me in the future
You can always go up?
At best these are pewter years
Best I can do is rusty iron years.
This hit me so hard my phone screen cracked
Oops, sorry mate.
I didn’t have any friends in school, high school or college and of course I wouldn’t break the tradition even if I knew how to
Keep it going strong!
From geek to geek, the transition is complete.
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
This hits me in the feels.
I found my people.
Oh. It’s me.
Maury the results are in you are the geek father lady jumps up I told you bitch I told you
crowd goes wild
Good news is that you’re almost certainly not the father.
what years are supposed to be golden?
Well none… Clearly lol
Golden as a golden shower
