Our team will handle all the paperwork and finer details of filing insurance claims and police reports to provide you a smooth transition of ownership and plausible deniability.
That should be higher up on the page, since that’d be the primary value of that service.
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No need to be embarrassed anymore!
Excellent work by someone there. I love the customer service agent with the ski mask (who can barely keep a straight face) lol
The customer service part… 😂
That should be higher up on the page, since that’d be the primary value of that service.
Nice idea, but what if I want my tesla set on fire instead?
Well then you’re in luck because that might already be a feature of the model you have!
Pour a bucket of water on it
Please be real.
It really is a website that can be linked to!
So is The Onion.