Well about to be 33 anyway

  • latenightnoir@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    Commiserations and welcome to the family! We’re sad to have you decaying with us for the rest of the ride!

    Please speak to the nearest Millennial for an orientation guide and your *complementary swag bag!

    *Swag bags, herein and above referred to as “swag bags” are not complementary, numbing agents have to be purchased as regularly.