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minus-squareThatGuy46475@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up46·5 天前Soon he will sign an executive order that there are three states of matter. Then one that there are two kingdoms of life.
minus-squareChozo@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up25·5 天前The Surgeon General has just declared that deoxygenated blood is blue inside the body.
minus-squaredoughless@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·5 天前I couldn’t find any news stories to confirm this, but given the current administration’s picks, I still can’t tell if you’re serious.
minus-squareChozo@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up13·5 天前LOL, no I was just joking about the absurd state of the world we live in currently. It’s just a joke today, but tomorrow it may be real, at this rate.
minus-squarexmunk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 天前It’s likely we’ll all be required to open our veins to ensure only patriotic red blood that embraces conservative values is flowing in our body. Our bone marrow can probably keep up with continuously replacing all of our blood, right?
minus-squarexmunk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up10·5 天前Those fungi have always made me nervous. Is it really true that at a party they’re always the fun guy?
minus-squareFilthyShrooms@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·5 天前That’s a very hurtful stereotype, I am actually terrible at parties
minus-squarekayaven@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·5 天前What’s next, one that changes the value of pi? Oh wait.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-25 天前One of soooooo many reasons for me to be ashamed to be born a Hoosier. (The whole state being run by the Klan for decades might possibly be a bigger one though.)
Soon he will sign an executive order that there are three states of matter. Then one that there are two kingdoms of life.
The Surgeon General has just declared that deoxygenated blood is blue inside the body.
I couldn’t find any news stories to confirm this, but given the current administration’s picks, I still can’t tell if you’re serious.
LOL, no I was just joking about the absurd state of the world we live in currently. It’s just a joke today, but tomorrow it may be real, at this rate.
It’s likely we’ll all be required to open our veins to ensure only patriotic red blood that embraces conservative values is flowing in our body.
Our bone marrow can probably keep up with continuously replacing all of our blood, right?
Those fungi have always made me nervous. Is it really true that at a party they’re always the fun guy?
That’s a very hurtful stereotype, I am actually terrible at parties
What’s next, one that changes the value of pi?
Oh wait.
One of soooooo many reasons for me to be ashamed to be born a Hoosier.
(The whole state being run by the Klan for decades might possibly be a bigger one though.)