French Tripods? Ulla-la.

Kids that age ain’t stupid though just confused spirits

That’s why parents should exorcise their children for at least 60 minutes per day.

There’s a bug in the rule.

Former President Donald J Trump has more important things on his mind when he wakes up. Like saving the economy, securing the borders, and hoping his bladder holds out while playing his daily game of hunt the mushroom.

Whilst that’s a possible explanation, correlation does not imply causation. There are many other potential contributing factors (increased loneliness, economic hardship, acceptability of suicide, changes to how deaths by misadventure vs suicide are recorded, etc) and more research will be needed to identify which, if any, played a role in the observed change.

Begun the Drone War has.

Realcalc has an excellent RPN mode (enabled through Calculator Type in Settings). I’ve used it for the last six years or so (technically, in the premium version of the app).

Edit: Not open source - sorry, didn’t see the community!

All you need is lub, bah ba dada dah…

I use BetterOpenWith. It lets you set defaults or gives you a selection of apps to choose from for a wide variety of file types / protocols:

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.aboutmycode.betteropenwith

You’re supposed to put each machine on top of each other, hence the term full stack developer.

Oh, my, god. Pecky, look at her cloaca. It is so big.

After the longest drought in recent memory, some over at deathlist.net see Jimmy Carter as the key log to unleash a torrent of deaths in the latter half of 2024…

The Sonix Temudriver says:

Error: Division by zero calculated successfully. Unable to break infinity.

If I hit CTRL-ALT-ȩ̴̛̛͚̖̤͉͔̜̟͎͚̠̠̣͎̐̅̿͛̀́͜͝ͅs̸͎̼̹̱̗̬̻͕̺̺̰͚̬̜̰͈͈͊̋͊̀̉̎͒͗͐́̔̕̚͝͝c̴̪͍̃̂͛̓̔̕͝ I can switch to a parallel dimension. Maybe I’ll try rebooting there and then popping back here to change the localisation. Thanks!

hamburgers? Next you’ll be telling me to set the base time references in mm-dd-yyyy, lol.

“Right lads, 'eres the job: £134k bars of the finest, ripe for the taking.”

“£134k? Weight’s gonna be a problem. That Luton crew got done last year overloading with £90k of Yorkies.”

“Not a problem 'ere, lad, know what I’m saying?”

“… … … Buenos? Son of a bitch, I’m in.”

Shouldn’t the last character be a } rather than a ]?

Or, AIs who are programmed not to lie will start writing, “Hi, I’m AI,” to avoid detection.

Missing the apostrophe

To paraphrase his mum, he’s suffering from an anus horribilis.