“It’s mostly used for art now”

Do you call a procedurally generated monkey art? In stores, you get receipts for things that are actually usable. The hell are you going to use a JPEG for?

“Verify authenticity”

If that JPEG is shared, other people will have access, and your “ownership” will be nothing, since people can just repost it on other NFT shit sites and start the loop all over again.

“with a receipt that never decays”

And what if the NFT site suffers link rot or actually goes down? Your digital “never decaying” receipt would be useless and/or inaccessible.

I saw a Bored Ape idiot on Twitter. I just replied with a screenshot of the NFT.

You own cash physically.

Try again. And don’t say credit cards, because that’s still a physical object. Cash websites? It’s not like you own something pointless on there. It’s actually usable. NFTs are not.

Just wait until someone removes the entirety of the database instead of a GitHub branch. Then NFT people will understand how they wasted their fucking money.

Who said there was a limit?

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“Desire to install Ubuntu”

Haha. The reason why I installed Arch was because of my fear of telemetry.

It takes 183563965 human egg cells to make an omelette equivalent to 2 large chicken eggs. :3

Double it. Then the other guy will double it, and so on. Infinite loop = no deaths.

Who would even want to fuck him? He’s already fucked himself and Twitter.

Nah. He’s 10.

If you know, you know.

Since it is “for the children”, I’m sure they won’t give a shit about censorship.

Prepare your VPNs. This will be one hell of a ride.

Hey, just make it intentional by calling it a joke. Reddit is nothing without its 3rd party apps, and Boost was one of them. It’s basically Reddit for Lemmy.

I’m still not going to use TikTok.

You said it yourself. Black magic.

So heroin is fine?

(I don’t do drugs, it is just a joke)

I watched episodes 1-51 and I actually understand it now.

I’m 18. I should be having a job by now, but I choose to wither away in my bed while watching a war between cameramen and giant toilets with laser eyes.

Reddit is Deaddit.

Shit fountain.

It will not stop. It will keep going. Your room will flood. Your house will flood. The world will eventually be covered in shit, and it will be your fault. There will be no ark. Only shart.

Why not both?