No! My permanent record!

… you guys get bus fare?!

Meanwhile, instead of working towards the Minds of the Culture, we get coal-burning dumbass bots pumping out preggo Sonic the Hedgehog art.

Dammit, I multi-classed into •Brad•, now I’m slightly more blond and own 1d8 cardigans.

Only the deepest substrates my dude.

Kimberley is a lesbian

Cool it man, they’ve got a good scheme worked out, at least wait till she gets that free dinner.

I’m quite similar:

1. Check weather
2. Check messages
3. Forget what the weather is going to be like
4. Go to 1

It’s important to preserve the world’s great antiquities.

The clone!?

It’s like winning big money the very first time you try gambling. You ought to quit while you’re ahead, but your judgement is too clouded to actually stop yourself.

“We’re gonna be like three little Fonzies here. And what’s Fonzie like?”

… don’t do it.

For some reason big guys LOVE telling little guys to calm down – even if they’re not really mad 😡 .

“Pop off, motherfucker, I DARE you!”

*POW*

I think he was Robotnik’s dad?

“Yes! A critical hit!”

Top Ten Manga Betrayals

Macs are good machines. The company that makes them is unabashedly cutthroat, Machiavellian, and heartless, unfortunately.

A lot of devs I know use Macs, but they get their company/clients to pay for them, so I don’t know if that’s much of an endorsement.

I like to include phrases like “family jewels.”