Yep, and sometimes you’re just not cut out for the needs of your kid.

That’s unfortunately where I am. I love my kid, but fuck if they don’t make me want to run out for a pack of smokes and a gallon of milk some days (jk mostly)

Right up there with being ‘deeply concerned’ about the things they’re doing.

it’s irresponsible to have him just stay in Congress at all, since he might miss crucial votes.

That’s the name of the game with boomers. Gotta keep yourself going until you die in office so conservatives can have another win and erase anything you may have accomplished.

Why yes, I am still mad about RBG, why do you ask?

That pink tie looks like a gigantic dildo on front of him

Yeah, seriously. When I was a preteen my mother loved to go feed bread to ducks at the lake (I know, but it was free). More than once I had a goose think it was hot shit and hiss at me, and they, like people, never have a plan for when they get popped in the beak.

I hated doing it, but I wasn’t about to be chased off by an uncooked holiday dinner.

What kind of “real world load” are you putting on your trimmer? Mine barely ever gets caught in hair, and when it does, the hair gets cut before it can apply any meaningful amount of force to the trimmer guard.

That’s not true, they’re great anti-factual statements. You always know the truth when Moscow speaks, because it’s the opposite of what they say.

Never believe that Zionists are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The Zionists have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past.

• Jean-Paul Sartre

Amazing how it’s still 100% accurate

Why the fuck is there a Letterkenny spinoff about Shoresy?!?

That implies we’d ever recover and this isn’t just the permanent end of American dominance.

Oh no, you completely took the wrong implication out of this.

“We’re cooked for decades” meaning that we’re absolutely fucked, but it might not be awful after a few decades. I have no allusions that the American hegemony will ever return.

For once the massive shithead and his turdburgler followers might do something good for once in their miserable lives.

Absolutely. Republicans don’t realize just how tenuous our status on the world stage, and thought it was still the 1950s. With everything they’re doing, we’re absolutely cooked for decades to come.

Krillin

Overpowered

Okay yamcha

TIL fractions don’t exist in the metric system.

Yeah, we’ll just get mega stupid because of a black president and elect the American Nazi Party leader to president.

It sure was:

And then it was 9/11.

“I was at work when it happened,” Bill said. “Of course we didn’t have a television there, but we had a radio and a newsflash came across the radio. So of course everything was dead silence.”

Bill and his co-workers finished out the day, and not knowing what else to do he said fuck it, let’s go bowling, and man is he glad he did because it was the best game of his life. He’d never bowled so well in decades of trying. He’d never bowl so well again. Amidst the chaos and fear and uncertainty of the world changing in ways neither he nor the rest of us yet understood, Bill Moro went and bowled a perfect damn game on 9/11.

Even better, he was at work and couldn’t think of anything better to do after the shift ended.

“People can’t leave their phones alone as it is, why don’t we lean into the shitty behaviors?”

It might explain why SpongeBob is laughing about her being dead

No, but trump (and his republican Toadies) did just singlehandedly shake the confidence the financial world has in us… Again.

Debt can be fine, as we’ve seen real presidents use debt and not drastically hurt the US credit rating. Having a demented and unpredictable sociopath controlling the financial system is a much bigger problem, considering he’s thrown out any pretense of normal behavior and is clearly just fucking with the stick market for personal gain.