showmustgo [he/him, comrade/them]

Hilarious. For the past two decades, the industry harp had been “We can sell our tech to China to bring down their emissions!”

How funny that the switch has flipped. What are these tech salesman preaching now? Or do they still think that they are ahead?

I would never contest that point

Am I wrong that it’s correct in the subject/object sense

Where is it going

My ass walking into school with bangs shaped like ∩ because my mom got a crazy idea

I think this weirdo is honoured with the only channel I asked YouTube to never recommend me again

No one needs 30 minutes to explain the minutia of how the Vegas sphere web designer took artistic license with how the digits of pi are displayed.

Annoying and smug about it

Me not wanting to go to work for my employer ever again

150$

People are great until you put them in a car.

Having the Samemiddlename

I used to have an Chinese app called TTS that I found on Reddit that could connect your TTS reader to using Microsoft’s premium voices, god that was awesome. I used an app called Read Aloud, those were the golden years. Since I can no longer use MS voices and ReadEra Premium started offering TTS I just uninstalled the two above.

ReadEra Premium gives you some network TTS options but they are only Good. Not sure if the free version offers TTS.

The “I have a [topic] joke, but [topical reason why it wouldn’t land or you wouldn’t get it]” template

Me when a Land Bird flaps its wings and flies to another continent

Looking for the future participle of yeet

Hell yeah might be time to upgrade from the 6 pro

You wouldn’t download a kid

Am I wrong by saying if wages rose with productivity that the rate of profit would be in hell rn?

How it should be ofc

Pay to flex on em

And your life is another example. It’s the life of someone who’s gotten away with something. And yet your fanaticism is so extreme that you won’t let that thought come into your mind.

Genocide denial allegations iirc