Some of us Americans are fat enough to qualify as two people. The math works out.

That depends, is this knife a baby?

No thanks

I’ve got one of those milwaukee ones that my work bought me but I want to get that fancy one from ifixit, mostly I just want to try it out.

What about a ball peen hammer and a battery powered soldering iron?

My job occasionally takes me out into middle of nowhere unmanned industrial facilities. I keep a roll of toilet paper in a plastic coffee can, because these facilities usually don’t have facilities.

best I can do is 4am when i randomly think about it or never

rainbow hungry. It was eyecatching and very relatable. Although i wouldn’t call it hunger, just ‘I am bored and must eat’

Don’t worry, I enjoyed it as soon as my geography brain woke up and realized what I was looking at

yohghurht is clearly the correct spelling

What do you mean? they’re clearly legal everywhere except Delaware, where you have to get a permit

The way things are going it may be our only way to keep from going extinct due to global warming. Not that it’d be much better.

My cats eat through the bag of any pet food in the house, unless I put it somewhere so completely unreachable its difficult for me and impossible for my wife to get to it. We just use a couple of old coolers to store theirs and the dogs food.

Alice looks like Vegeta in a cosplay

I just got sucked back into this game a few days ago. None of the people I used to play this with want to touch it again so I’ve been running solo. It’s still fun, but its not the same as slow rolling up to my buddies base in a cop car with the lights and sirens going with half of West Points zombies following behind me.

Im in the same boat, I’ll either move to some cracked version of windows without the recall bs, or more likely some linux distro.

My screen name is a meth joke. When I hear it irl I just assume they’re talking about a meth head.

Nope. I would never, ever do a thing like that. I’ve certainly never sat at my computer drinking beers and complaining about people changing plans at the last second.

The people who make these memes aren’t the same people who like the cops. There are some very confused people who think ‘no step on snek’ and prostrating themselves before the ones who’d be doing the stepping makes some kind of sense, but they’re also the same people who think climate change isn’t real and vaccines kill people. Their opinion is irrelevant.

Fuck the police

I mean, chicken shit can self combust in the right conditions, so hanlon’s razor might apply here.