I was told that I would be able to swim to completion and experience the resulting sense of pride and accomplishment if I waited precisely 1 hour after consuming sustenance
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gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.worksto Games@sh.itjust.works•Moonbase Alpha: That time NASA made a meme video gameEnglish3·3 hours agoHELLO I WOULD LIKE TO ORDER A PIZZA NO WHY BECAUSE YOU ARE JOHN MADDEN
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.workstoUnited States | News & Politics@midwest.social•In a county that backed Trump, people dependent on Medicaid are conflicted about cutsEnglish2·4 hours agoface-eating leopard sounds intensify
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.worksto News@lemmy.world•Amid measles outbreak, Texas is poised to make vaccine exemptions for kids easierEnglish3·9 hours agoLmfao this is the dumbest timeline
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.worksto TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•No civil rights infringements with this handsome investigator!English1·16 hours agoWell, after all, he is (wiggles eyebrows) fully functional. He probably just needs to erect his antenna.
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.worksto TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•No civil rights infringements with this handsome investigator!English2·19 hours agoI mean… how do you know what sort of api calls he’s making and databases he’s querying on the backend?
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.worksto Star Wars Memes@lemmy.world•It hits different nowEnglish278·23 hours agoHold on - are you trying to morally litigate the defensability of killing “civilians” who are working on a station whose intrinsic nature and primary purpose is a crime against sentience…?
You do you, bud.
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.worksto politics @lemmy.world•GOP declares war on GAOEnglish37·23 hours agoPretty sure it’s a bullet point in P2025, and I continue to be baffled at how people are surprised when they follow the playbook they said they were going to follow
Getting a serious response to a copypasta shitpost?
Believe it or not, straight to jail.
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.worksto Technology@lemmy.world•AI cheating surge pushes schools into chaosEnglish3·1 day agowho could have predicted this???
Literally everyone:
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.worksto No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•what's the word for a leg elbow?English9·1 day agoow, I hurt my Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing
Yep, checks out 👍
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.worksto memes@lemmy.world•It's like cat pictures but with owlsEnglish351·1 day agoAnd Star Trek.
And beans.
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.worksto politics @lemmy.world•GOP lawmaker left speechless when asked if he's trans during a hearingEnglish243·1 day agoThey’d probably have a sickly grin on too, because it brings back fond memories of Uncle Touchy’s Naked Puzzle Basement.
Spoiler: the rep is uncle touchy
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.worksto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•You can't "skill issue" yourself out from every situationEnglish2·1 day agosmh skill issue
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.worksto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•the beautiful codeEnglish21·1 day agoAnd a good part of the time, the answers can often have a… subtly loose relationship with truth
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.worksto World News@lemmy.world•Iran: Judge stabbed to death while on way to work in ShirazEnglish13·1 day agoI dug up this lede from the article, because it’s highly pertinent:
The murder follows another incident in January, when a man fatally shot two prominent hardline judges in the capital city, Tehran.
Both judges allegedly took part in the mass execution of dissidents in 1980s.
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.worksto linuxmemes@lemmy.world•LiNuX is so CoMpLiCaTeDEnglish5·1 day agoLmao jesus, for real? Fucking disk manager requires custom fiddling and updates from stock? Wow.




I can’t wait for q2 results lol