I can’t wait for q2 results lol

I was told that I would be able to swim to completion and experience the resulting sense of pride and accomplishment if I waited precisely 1 hour after consuming sustenance

HELLO I WOULD LIKE TO ORDER A PIZZA
NO
WHY
BECAUSE YOU ARE JOHN MADDEN

face-eating leopard sounds intensify

Lmfao this is the dumbest timeline

Well, after all, he is (wiggles eyebrows) fully functional. He probably just needs to erect his antenna.

I mean… how do you know what sort of api calls he’s making and databases he’s querying on the backend?

Hold on - are you trying to morally litigate the defensability of killing “civilians” who are working on a station whose intrinsic nature and primary purpose is a crime against sentience…?

You do you, bud.

Pretty sure it’s a bullet point in P2025, and I continue to be baffled at how people are surprised when they follow the playbook they said they were going to follow

Getting a serious response to a copypasta shitpost?

Believe it or not, straight to jail.

who could have predicted this???

Literally everyone:

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Yep, checks out 👍

And Star Trek.

And beans.

They’d probably have a sickly grin on too, because it brings back fond memories of Uncle Touchy’s Naked Puzzle Basement.

Spoiler: the rep is uncle touchy

smh skill issue

And a good part of the time, the answers can often have a… subtly loose relationship with truth

I dug up this lede from the article, because it’s highly pertinent:

The murder follows another incident in January, when a man fatally shot two prominent hardline judges in the capital city, Tehran.

Both judges allegedly took part in the mass execution of dissidents in 1980s.

Lmao jesus, for real? Fucking disk manager requires custom fiddling and updates from stock? Wow.