Taco bell crunchy taco shells got too thin so now they’re always cracked. Fuck all of them and their mothers.

Billionaires should not exist, by any means necessary.

See if you can get it done under medical

Are you lost?

If I can figure out how to slap someone over tcp the internet might become usable again.

I did for a while, but that was my seque into English breakfast, and I’m now a Scottish breakfast guy. Brodies is my jam.

I spent the last decade or so trying to convince these nimrods, but they need to learn the hard way apparently.

Probably the most versatile food as well.

Probably mostly restaurants right now.

You’re not wrong, I’m just going to fix something.

Other countries: “No. Thank you.” 🤭🖕🤭🖕🤭🖕

And crickets…