Taco bell crunchy taco shells got too thin so now they’re always cracked. Fuck all of them and their mothers.

Billionaires should not exist, by any means necessary.

I did for a while, but that was my seque into English breakfast, and I’m now a Scottish breakfast guy. Brodies is my jam.

I spent the last decade or so trying to convince these nimrods, but they need to learn the hard way apparently.

Probably the most versatile food as well.

Probably mostly restaurants right now.

And crickets…