Sleeper fatty

Jimmies status:

SHOOK

Sir, this is a shitpost.

Would smash

That doesn’t sound very “ultimate”

No thanks

It’s Mikey ElectronicDanceFestival

Cup rationing virgin vs. Litre chugging Chad

Your use of the word shibboleth is a shibboleth

smol pp

You know what?

Hell yeah

So he spent most of his time working out?

I should call her

We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty

Which time?

These are children we’re talking about, they lack the ability for critical thinking.

Bro is doing the Lord’s work

Hoes be hoein

I’ll never stop

Is it because of the gay stuff or the bacon?