How does the Foreign Legion fit into this? I honestly don’t know much about how they’re connected to France. But, what I do know about them is that they’re badasses.

Speaking of Poland, I sure hope Trump doesn’t decide that they have something he wants. The Fanta Menace might just invade. It seems to be par for the course when it comes to world wars.

Can it wait a few more months? I need a bit more PTO. Rent doesn’t pay itself.

Kafka couldn’t even think something like this up.

We can already assume that the US will not follow the Geneva Convention. You guys know what to do.

Wow, gopher. There’s something I haven’t heard in many many years. It must have been around 95-96 the last time I used that. You sure know how to make a guy feel old.