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“Biden spent so much money on sex change operations for illegal immigrants that Trump literally had no choice but to cut Medicaid. Blame them, not Trump.”
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“Elon Musk pretended to be MAGA and DOGE was really made up of nothing but Democrat staffers”
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“Trump is good and therefore anything bad that happens isn’t his fault and there is no reason to look into it because Faith in Christ is all I need”
Also post “active shooter!” simultaneously all over your local area’s social media. Bystanders and people targeted by ICE will hopefully GTFO quick.