I think it’s going by recorded incidents

rock das Ding!

Perfect start into the weekend!

Not Key&Peele but this classic is in the same vein

Armed Gunman

I was thinking more Johnny Ramone

Playing the pen and paper rpg in the 90s, we had a lot of those books. Weaponry, vehicles etc, they were soooo good

You can always use a bit of saran wrap if no finger cots are at hand

ey, wir sind hier nicht auf ich_iel! :P

Fuck Chris Brown

Elton John ist dem Geplauder beigetreten

That’ll be $300

Imma start up a mail order groom app for those russian ladies

The firefighters are just rude for not texting me first

It’s morning view with winter dlc

Second monitor while I browse

While I agree that some folk would do anything to see themselves above other people I think you might be missing the irony of the meme

You gotta snort some water up that nose and blow hard. sweet relieve

Let’s go bowling!

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