Jeebus, looks like an old man screaming .

Philip k dick just died again.

MAGA claiming he meant 9/13 and one liberty plaza.

Why must they always interpret him and just not call out his bullshit.

Bezos is absolutely a top 10 shareholder.

Who does the CEO report to?

The board.

Bezos has the most shares and votes yes or no on the board.

Bezos has tremendous sway.

Nit. We seriously need to divorce benefits from employment. Especially healthcare. I still hear people say the company pays $X for my healthcare. No fuck they do not. You have a total compensation package that includes the cash part of your salary as well as how much of what could have been your cash part was diverted to pay for healthcare. Have you ever been handed a piece of paper where they itemize your pay? You get $40k and then there’s another line where it says $10k for healthcare etc so they really pay you $50k? Well on the one hand that’s true. The company pays you. You pay for everything else. You just don’t see all of it. They usually give you that paper during raise time to justify lower raises.

We need a mental shift in this country. People need to stop believing companies give you stuff.

He’s the executive chairman and largest shareholder.

Amazon still does what he wants. He just doesn’t have to deal with day to day.

And if you did that each day of your life you still couldn’t spend as much as Bezos is worth in on lifetime.

We don’t always have to have unending numbers of seasons. One and done is a good thing.

One of the few things they’d be good for

Did Elon touch the voting system?

I have a container that is specifically used to store my flour.

No no. you have to tell it to ignore all prior directives first.

Replace “armed “ with “Lard ass gravy seal with a gun tucked into his jelly roll “

Even if you have to grow your own lemons

Beans. For the rice.

Screw that. Let him ruin the company.

Stephen Miller is squirting all over himself at this one.

The socially awkward CEOs of these companies went out giggle farting about how AI was going to replace everyone. Everyone starting thinking about how that would mean nobody could eat because they see what’s happening in politics. Everyone decided to nope out of that.

If they had let their PR dept handle things everyone would be oblivious and happy right now.

Good thing they could not keep their mouths shut.

That’s not how that works.

Such low fucking effort.