That’s why you buy your own router.

I’m using chromecast for streaming to my television. But I accidentally cut my internetcord and guess what doesn’t work without internet eventhough it doesn’t strictly need internet? Exactly, I’m getting rid of the chromecast soon.

You could have them castrated, that seems to do wonders.

Maybe in the next FallOut game

It’s not a “cloaca dispenser”, it doesn’t dispense cloacas. It is a “soda cloaca”, it has all sodas coming out the same hole.

I did, but I just turned it off two seconds ago. I had been fed up for a while with all the “ducking” and other stupid autocorrects that I did not intend. I can type well enough and if not, that’s on me. But autocorrect makes worse errors than I do. I usually proof read my texts anyways, so that should catch 99% of all preventable errors.

That’s how I ended up with 2 cats, 2 dogs, 2 kids and 2 live-in in-laws.

Jetbrains Java would be the best outcome. They’re already heavily invested in Java and in the community.

I wanted to plant a tree today. Dug a hole. Hit my Internet cable and cut it clean in half. Just my Internet cable though, not the whole neighbourhood. But still… no Internet until at least Tuesday.
I don’t how calling could have saved me from this predicament though. But at least now you know the universe doesn’t hate you, it hates everyone equally.

Sure, you can’t run 5k without good posture. Can’t hold good posture without some core strength

Running also strengthens the back

Why would you keep eggs in a fridge? I just leave them in a basket on the counter top.

Yes, at least the coffee-milk-replacements. Because if you do that with hot “milk” and pour some coffee with it, you get a cappuccino. And I think almost any milk replacement can be a coffee-milk-replacement

What’s with the pirate theme? That’s just Puss in Boots

How old is that thing?

The reverse order of the texts makes it sound condescending, lol

Dead games don’t keep players hooked on it. Players who are playing an old game, are not buying new games. If you kill the old game, the players are forced to buy your new game.

I think that’s their intention.

But honestly, I’m missing the part where they force companies to make their games publicly available x years after they sold their last copy.

I don’t give a shit about your video games.

I’m signing this because it screws over capitalists.

[Insert “We are not the same” meme]

This one also works in Dutch. My kids hate it XD

Why not both?

Not even trying to be funny. They aren’t mutually exclusive, because thinking that every Latino is illegal is pretty stupid.