Don Bluth def a furry

For using a park toilet, I was instructed to always raise then slam the seat down for reasons

I suspect collusion with certain gnomes with a definite profit motive

Spiderpants. Spiderpants. Does a little spiderpants dance.

Found Waldo!

Fuck you specifically Samsung.

GD it I did this exact same thing like 12 hrs ago.

You got a lot of debunk in your trunk

Make it stop

Chickens are also infinitely easier to shove entirely into your ass. I’m stealing this!

I can hear this one: a deep, gravelly, male voice just going “ahhhhhhhhhh!”

I see him making jet sounds and pretending to be an airplane taxiing around the tarmac randomly grabbing and squeezing boobs while saying, “honk! honk!”

Sure does look fun, don’t it?

Sure their flag was big, but have you seen the tortillas?

Don’t buy the cow if you’re lactose intolerant.

“It belongs in a museum!”

Filled in rectangles are so cold and impersonal. The scribbles are organic and remind me I need to brush my hair. Who cares if someone reverse engineers OP’s mom’s name?

Pronouncing realtor like “real-uhh-torrrrr”

'Should of" instead of “should’ve”

Don’t leave us hanging! Finish the story! Please let the person that said “it is what it is” die a gruesome, dark, and slow death. But not me because I didn’t really say it… I was quoting, and that doesn’t count.