My wife will be so excited to see this post, she might even use the bidet

In a row?!?

She dead, so very short line. Also cremated, so it’s quick!

Explains my urge to eat my wife’s ass

What router are you using that legit requires a password for access?

Yeah, but is the function for 1 over odd numbers, or 1 over prime numbers …

I have been spouting mostly nonsense to my friends about NMS, but I truly think NMS has essentially turned into Light No Fire alpha testing. So much of the changes they have made lately really feel like they are trying to flesh out the “small scale” parts of the game, so they can be implemented in some fashion into LNF’s single planet gameplay.

School Bus: look at this cool hat I found

I was going to say, even if the bus was over the limit on weight for this thing it wouldn’t clear the roof, but then you said that at the end.

Something Awful

The Curse of Knowledge actually relates to educated people trying to communicate with people under the assumption that everyone knows as much as they do, forgetting that the average person might not be as educated

The second wasn’t as good as the first, but it isn’t bad by any stretch

Solid base game, I should probably finish playing it instead of doing my normal of saving in front of the final boss and never playing again.

I mean the saying is about monkeys and a chimp is an ape, so…

My Yahoo account has to be from at least 1999, I remember using it back in middle school.

Slutty AI Kamala is working for me

Russian suicides you mean? Russian has never once in its history killed anyone, they died of their own accord.

Liz Skalka’s glasses are the most distracting thing I’ve seen on someone’s face, and I’ve interacted with people with penises drawn on their face while they slept.

We just did our back to school shopping for 2 kids, $150.

If I recall correctly, they also would wash themselves with perfume made of the sweat of the gladiators, and something with urin.