Mate. Buddy. Champ. These words will also get the shit kicked out of you.

Context.

If only there were some magical device, perhaps hand sized, you could use to investigate claims you found outrageous

You’re shifting the goalposts. poor move.

Stick to your initial claim, realise you made a overly broad statement, acknowledge it and move the hell on with your life. You’re not married to the fuckin’ comment, it’s not a ride or die.

Did they look at the sun during a fire event?

Can’t. Got melted down for gold crappers

Dude. The majority of “made in america” is prison labour

Every time they tout this shit i just envision Citrix lurking in the corner in a trenchcoat with a shitload of patents and an evil little grin.

Never heard we’re here, we’re queer! Get used to it!

Never heard of Queer eye for the straight guy?

Never heard of Queer Nation?

Hmmm.

Bud, i’m Queer. Got some big ol’ history about taking weapons from those who would oppress us and turning them into windchimes my friend…

How many democrats voted in support?

Which country burned the other ones seat of power again?

Hardest as in struggliest: 9 hours hand-removing render from a garage interior. Then i rode home on my bike. It was fucking freezing despite the work and ride. And subsequent hot shower. Then i took a test and found out i had covid

I thought they were using kirk for that

Oh this is gonna be fun when it runs up against castle doctrine

Breathtakingly illustrative comment right here.

“What’s the issue if i take over things that aren’t for me?”

…this is an ironic shirpost, right?

Feet? Nothing. It’s those filthy goddamn legumes

And with the ubiquity of slipons, you never have to!

Shortcuts (symlinks). Cannot work out why the fuck they are not appearing on a shared drive. The folders are, but the symlinks inside? Nada. Source is accessible and mounted

Every farking morning we Antipodeans wake up, stretch, and open our devices to fresh hell