what are we meant to do?

There’s a reason I’m back in the area I grew up. Only half of it is food.

As a perpetual Turkish foreigner, my visits back home are lists of dishes and family members.

My dad hates it because I’m fat and he’s feuding with the rest of the family.

But you try knowing pastırma, sucuk , mantı and kazandibi and not getting to eat it years at a time.

A few months ago I ended up making kokoreç out of chinchulines and fistfuls of cumin and oregano

Or you know, dobry much for the rubles.

it’s possible the streets of the city itself are the toilet we’ve been looking for.

🥲

yes, that famous communist country, post USSR russia.

thanks, I’ll go back in time to 2018 for the only trip to the us I ever took. :P

your comment is useful for other people, I just wanted to make a joke

Pt : Are you going to laugh in my face/enjoy my face
Br : Are you going to cum on my face?

EDIT : Speculative translation, I’m going off spanish “estas por gozar mi cara” which is “are you going to enjoy/derive pleasure from my face”

Jerry: The whole concept of the wanted poster has gotta be the most wildly optimistic crime-fighting idea. I mean, so how does it work? Okay. I’m on line at the post office. I see the guy. I see the list of offenses. I check the guy standing in line behind me. If it’s not him, that’s pretty much all I can do. Okay? It’s not that I don’t want to help. You know the annoying thing is, why didn’t they hold on to this guy when they’re taking his picture? “No, we don’t do it that way. We take their picture and we let them go. That’s how we get the front and side shot. The front is his face. The side is him leaving.”

at least it beats the russian propaganda that use lies that happen to be false

they were never felt as free as when they worked on RT

I assume these reporters were not the ones reporting on the state of russia

They also came up with

“Socialism is based”

Amber alert scared the shit out of me the one time I was in the US.

I was on my way back, just finished boarding, checking I had everything and suddenly my phone was vibrating louder than it ever did and it scared the shit out of me.

“AMBER ALERT SOME FLIPPING PERSONS NAME”

Yeah dude, I’ll get on that as I end up 7k miles away

As a dad with a child that’s about 3 that didn’t end up being able to make that jump, I wish you a very go fuck yourself good luck raising the kids and I am very jealous of your situation.

holy shit, AOL is still around

this continues to raise further questions. When? At what age is he allowed to do that? Source?

I mean, you could let him officiate a game in mexico or canada instead

but that raises further questions. Why isn’t it “Alexander son of Worf, house of Martok, house of Rozhenko”?

You spent too much time in the wrong (or right?🤔) part of a booru

I wasn’t in the us and this wasn’t cocoa, this was just flavouring.

So probably no lead