lol, ads

It’s crazy that the worst they can come up with on him is “He gave children sanitary products” and “He pretended to have a dog”.

TBIs are a bitch

but… but… everyone on Facebook tells me it’s indoctrinating me with MARXISM

If only there was a button to show that.

Everything is owned by like 10 companies. They all need to be busted up.

They’re all roofied.

Inst unclear, dick stuck in ceiling fan

My bottle of acetaminophen has a big red cap that says CONTAINS ACETAMINPHEN

I was that more focused and productive person at two jobs. I answered customer emails at a bank and they actually had a meeting about me because my numbers were like 30-50% better than everyone else’s. They thought maybe I wasn’t actually DOING my work. I was, I was just good at it and quick at typing and copying and pasting and using templates. I streamlined all sorts of stuff to make my job easier. “How are you doing so many emails?!” “CTRL C and CTRL V and templates” “oh”

I think he needs a loooong timeout.

• lane assist
• adaptive cruise

*30+

and every reasonable, somewhat aware person has known these things since the 80s or 90s. Prior to 2016, the idea of Trump being president would’ve made anyone who has read a newspaper or magazine laugh their ass off.

but we’ve been doing that since 2016

or lash out because there’s no defense for his behavior so he has to go on the attack

What a cuck beta sigma soyboy

Let’s not bring this “underrated comment” nonsense from reddit, k?

Derp state

It blows my mind when people defend Prometheus and Covenant. ESPECIALLY when they say either one is their fave of the franchise. WTF