Trump: I am an Emperor of Great Again America. The whole world is America. Bring in doughnuts!!! Be amazed by my power.

Russians: hehehe. Unknown, pffft.

Artillery numbers are even better than yesterday. Nice.

I see presidents and PMs. I don’t see leaders. Leaders… you know… lead. Leaders have some “vision” and can convince others. These people are just bureaucrats. Most of them are ok. Just not leaders.

personnel who work to prevent wildfires and support firefighters

Trump: It is some kind of communism! Why should the government pay for fires? make your own fires! Buy your own cowfefe!

Turtle go brrrrr.

Eh… Looking as “look like” or as “searching for”?

Nice artillery numbers.

Yeah, you totally can believe this kind of guys. His word is the truth itself. Like Trump’s word of honor.

Presidential? Like Biden or Macron? Nothing. But the pardon from the Glorious Emperor of Universum is more weighty.

Russians say this very same thing about Ukraine. Not a real country.

And every night his act’s the same
And so it must be all a game of chess he’s playing–
But you’re wrong, Steve. You see, it’s only solitaire

Something from Jethro Tull’s song…

Windows: We’ll show you advertisements even in the terminal running in Arch. Isn’t it AWESOME?!

Well, if Romans will perchance feed you to the lions… we won’t be sad.

Trust a bone to a human? Why? That doesn’t make any sense. Stupidest thing ever. No dog would make anything so stupid. Totally unrealistic comic. Boo.

Stop hissing around, it isn’t your year.

I’d like to apologize to all Ukrainians on behalf of 50% or so of all people here

Sorry, but you don’t have the authority to do that. You’re just a “one US citizen”.

Anyway, we have already heard too many sorries, condolences and concerns. They are worthless. Please try to do something more real if you really care. And it would be in your best interests too: Trump will hurt US citizens too.